girl

Twinkle Twinkle little star teri girl

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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I have had a really bad day and it

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top…

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New style of proposing a girl i hv

New style of proposing a girl..
?i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

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Height Of Guts Its When Ur Grlfrnd

Height Of Guts

Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In

Theatre With Another Girl And You Say,

?Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!?

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Latest way 2 propose a girl Boy

Latest way 2 propose a girl…

Boy: Excuse me..!

Girl: Jee…

Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day…

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Bitterly Crying Words One Day you

Bitterly Crying Words:-

One Day you will look back

& think

damn!!

That Girl really did love me..

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A Sad girl was sitting with her

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen

Girl: Who’s the first?

Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!

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Saturday noon An Old Man with a Hot

Saturday noon,

An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.

Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
but can You im

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Girl says Its unfair that if a guy

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy have a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock…

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Touching story Once there was a boy

Touching story:
Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written ‘Tere chakar mein teri barabr wali set ho gai’ 😀

How totally touchin

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BOY mere sath chalogi GIRL kahan

BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta
😀

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New style of proposing a girl i hv

New style of proposing a girl.. ‘i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so
lets mk them brother n sister.

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In a bath room a boy touches a girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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Sweet Flirt Boy Why Dont U Had A

Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don’t U Had A Boyfriend Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don’t U Have A Girlfriend..?
……
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet…!

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NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING Boy 2 a girl

NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..
Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?
Boy: Aik bhi nahi.. 🙂

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By expecting a Negative Answer

By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask ‘Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?’
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
‘Nothing of these, I haven’t done.’

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Be careful when a girl tells u that She

Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

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Not every girl has attraction in her

‘Not every girl has attraction in her eyes’ -but- ‘Every boy has his weakness on girls eyes’…

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Twinkle Twinkle little star teri girl

twinkle Twinkle little star,teri girl friend gaye bazar,

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Boy mujh sy shadi karo gi Girl kyaa

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi Girl: kyaa!

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Height Of Guts Its When Ur Grlfrnd

Height Of Guts
Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In
Theatre With Another Girl And You Say,
Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!

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Bitterly Crying Words One Day you

Bitterly Crying Words:-
One Day you will look back
& think
damn!!
That Girl really did love me..

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Boy mujh sy shadi karo gi Girl kyaa

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

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