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Girlfriend And are you sure you

Girlfriend: ‘…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?’
Boyfriend: ‘Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday’.

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By expecting a Negative Answer

By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask ‘Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?’
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
‘Nothing of these, I haven’t done.’

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A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?
He Replied: The Next One.
MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance. 🙂

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Height Of Guts Its When Ur Girl friend

Height Of Guts
Its When Ur Girl-friend Catches U In
Theatre With Another Girl And You Say
Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U.

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How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I’ve 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I’m Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.

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Advise of a dentist Treat your

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

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Failure is not when Your girlfriend

Failure is not when?..
Your girlfriend leaves you?.
Its when you don’t try for her sister?.!

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

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Sir Kal Class main kyo Absent thy Boy

Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye…..

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After Watchng the Pepsi Advertisement

After Watchng the Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing his Girlfriend.
GF: Ye kia kar rahy ho?
Boy:
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI. 🙂

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